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Logical Conclusion of the Day

Tue Jan31
Logical Conclusion of the Day: Also, as noted by Redditor Hank_Scorpio_77, Batman Begins was released the year Obama was sworn in as Senator (2005).
Election over.
[4chan / reddit.]

Logical Conclusion of the Day: Also, as noted by Redditor Hank_Scorpio_77, Batman Begins was released the year Obama was sworn in as Senator (2005).

Election over.

[4chan / reddit.]

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Follow Up of the Day

Follow Up of the Day: After Murk Avenue’s Donovan Strain determined that January 20, 1992 was Ice Cube’s “Good Day,” everybody lost their sh*t, collectively.
But what does the man himself have to say about Strain’s conclusion? “Nice try.”
That’s what Cube told Vulture through a publicist. Could he be hinting that Strain’s figure is incorrect? The possibility has been debated since the blog post was unleashed.
Strain bases a significant portion of his inference on the commercial availability of beepers, but conveniently neglects to confirm sightings of the Goodyear blimp (and whether or not it read “Ice Cube’s a pimp”). An exhaustive critique of Strain’s research suggests Ice Cube’s “Good Day” actually took place on November 30th, 1988.
Still no accounting for the Goodyear blimp, though, or the lack of homicides in South Central L.A., so the mythological “Good Day” may still be as elusive as ever.
[vulture / lahatiel.]

Follow Up of the Day: After Murk Avenue’s Donovan Strain determined that January 20, 1992 was Ice Cube’s “Good Day,” everybody lost their sh*t, collectively.

But what does the man himself have to say about Strain’s conclusion? “Nice try.”

That’s what Cube told Vulture through a publicist. Could he be hinting that Strain’s figure is incorrect? The possibility has been debated since the blog post was unleashed.

Strain bases a significant portion of his inference on the commercial availability of beepers, but conveniently neglects to confirm sightings of the Goodyear blimp (and whether or not it read “Ice Cube’s a pimp”). An exhaustive critique of Strain’s research suggests Ice Cube’s “Good Day” actually took place on November 30th, 1988.

Still no accounting for the Goodyear blimp, though, or the lack of homicides in South Central L.A., so the mythological “Good Day” may still be as elusive as ever.

[vulturelahatiel.]

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Kids Letters To War of the Day

Kids Letters To War of the Day: US soldier stationed in Afghanistan holds up an actual letter he received from a kid.
I believe the children are our future — and that scares that crap out of me.
[22words.]

Kids Letters To War of the Day: US soldier stationed in Afghanistan holds up an actual letter he received from a kid.

I believe the children are our future — and that scares that crap out of me.

[22words.]

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What The Kids Are Watching of the Day

What The Kids Are Watching of the Day: Mixed-media outfit OK Go teach Sesame Street’s young viewers about primary colors in signature OK Go fashion.

See Also: The OK Go Color game.

[sesamestreet.]

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Dunk Of The Year of the Day

Dunk Of The Year of the Day: Blake Griffin punctuated the Clippers’ smiting of the Oklahoma City Thunder with a slam dunk so powerful, Kendrick Perkins’ progeny are now legally bound by the bannerman code to serve the military whims of House Griffin.

[nba.]

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Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day

Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day: In honor of her 31st birthday, Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, arranged for her to meet a sloth in person for the very first time.

It was a tearful experience to say the least.

[ellen.]

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Supercut of the Day

Supercut of the Day: ”From Above”: A compilation of overhead shots of hands from the many wonderful films of Wes Anderson.

[thanks scott!]

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In Case You Missed It of the Day

In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert wasn’t kidding around about regaining control of the SuperPAC he relinquished of to Jon Stewart ahead of announcing his bid to explore a possible candidacy for the President of the United States of South Carolina.

On last night’s show, Colbert confronted Stewart, chasing him all the way from The Daily Show to the Colbert Report, eventually taking the SuperPAC back by force.

The reason for his insistence may have been revealed in FEC paperwork [pdf] released today, which shows that Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow — now known as “John Colbert Cougar Super MellenPAC” — managed to raise a whopping $1 million since its inception.

In a supplemental memo, ABTT’s treasurer, Shauna Polk, says she was asked by Colbert to quote him as saying the following:

Yeah! How you like me now, FEC? I’m rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain’t one!

Polk makes a point of noting that she “advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.”

[tds / superpac.]

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TfD.
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Morning Fluff of the Day

Morning Fluff: English Bulldog puppies take their first squeaky steps.

[cuteoverload.]

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