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Know This:

• House passes Paul Ryan budget plan; Dems attempt to force GOP to approve ultra-conservative RSC budget by voting “present.”

• Qaddafi forces fire cluster bombs at Misrata residents.

• Unprecedented number of Syrians turn out for largest anti-gov’t protests to date.

• Dozens injured in Jordan’s latest wave of anti-gov’t protests.

Read This:

• Arizona’s so-called “birther bill” on Governor Jan Brewer’s desk.

• Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker: Stripping public employees of collective bargaining rights doesn’t save the state any money.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor probably won’t become a mom at 94.

Look At This:

• Your 2010 Federal Taxpayer Receipt.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: What Actually Goes On at Olive Garden’s ‘Culinary Institute’ in Tuscany?

• Nerve: 15 Scary Movies We Were Much Too Young To See.

• Tea x Time List: The 6 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Taxed.

• Above: From Chao and Eero’s “SIGNS” silver jewelry collection. (via.)